Please keep reblogging, and maybe donate if you can? Just a dollar would help.
If all my followers donated a dollar, I would be so much closer to getting my car fixed.
Hey all, this is Kees, the mun/mod behind MarksmanBarton on tumblr and the pseudonym kisleth on AO3.
As some of you know, I’ve been struggling with not getting enough hours at my job, really high college bills, (and some medical bills back home keep my parents from helping me at all), and trying to get a license and have my car fixed up so I can apply for a better job and stop living with my grandparents.
I have the car (paid for by my grandparents until I can manage paying them back), but it went into the shop to get looked over as it has been sitting for a while.
It’s a 1997 Mazda Miata and here’s what’s wrong:
- All the belts need to be replaced (the mechanic thinks that they’ve never been changed). Without this, I could destroy my engine and thus endanger my life
- My entire brake system needs a lot of work/to get replaced
- My dash wiring needs to be redone
- Various other little things
And this is all after my mother and I have already spent about $1000 on the car already.
I would get a second job if I could manage to get anywhere, but we live at least 5 miles if not more away from any job, and I can’t walk that, have two jobs, eat, sleep, and do work to help my grandparents all in one day.
The goal end is for the day before I go for my license so I can get everything done then, take the license with my grandparents’ car, and be on the road on my own the next day.
Thank you all, so much, in advance for any and all help you give. It means a lot to me.
Come on, guys! I was able to donate what I have, and while it was only four bucks, its still four more than she had. If we all donated a dollar, it would help tremendously! :)
Guys, this is for me. I know I’m not around much on here, but I really need the help.
Without getting my car fixed, I won’t be able to afford to pay back my student loans. Even a dollar would mean a lot to me.
Hey all, this is Kees, the mun/mod behind MarksmanBarton on tumblr and the pseudonym kisleth on AO3.
As some of you know, I’ve been struggling with not getting enough hours at my job, really high college bills, (and some medical bills back home keep my parents from helping me at all), and trying to get a license and have my car fixed up so I can apply for a better job and stop living with my grandparents.
I have the car (paid for by my grandparents until I can manage paying them back), but it went into the shop to get looked over as it has been sitting for a while.
It’s a 1997 Mazda Miata and here’s what’s wrong:
- All the belts need to be replaced (the mechanic thinks that they’ve never been changed). Without this, I could destroy my engine and thus endanger my life
- My entire brake system needs a lot of work/to get replaced
- My dash wiring needs to be redone
- Various other little things
And this is all after my mother and I have already spent about $1000 on the car already.
I would get a second job if I could manage to get anywhere, but we live at least 5 miles if not more away from any job, and I can’t walk that, have two jobs, eat, sleep, and do work to help my grandparents all in one day.
The goal end is for the day before I go for my license so I can get everything done then, take the license with my grandparents’ car, and be on the road on my own the next day.
Thank you all, so much, in advance for any and all help you give. It means a lot to me.
Come on, guys! I was able to donate what I have, and while it was only four bucks, its still four more than she had. If we all donated a dollar, it would help tremendously! :)
Guys, this is for me. I know I’m not around much on here, but I really need the help.
Without getting my car fixed, I won’t be able to afford to pay back my student loans. Even a dollar would mean a lot to me.
Hey all, this is Kees, the mun/mod behind MarksmanBarton on tumblr and the pseudonym kisleth on AO3.
As some of you know, I’ve been struggling with not getting enough hours at my job, really high college bills, (and some medical bills back home keep my parents from helping me at all), and trying to get a license and have my car fixed up so I can apply for a better job and stop living with my grandparents.
I have the car (paid for by my grandparents until I can manage paying them back), but it went into the shop to get looked over as it has been sitting for a while.
It’s a 1997 Mazda Miata and here’s what’s wrong:
- All the belts need to be replaced (the mechanic thinks that they’ve never been changed). Without this, I could destroy my engine and thus endanger my life
- My entire brake system needs a lot of work/to get replaced
- My dash wiring needs to be redone
- Various other little things
And this is all after my mother and I have already spent about $1000 on the car already.
I would get a second job if I could manage to get anywhere, but we live at least 5 miles if not more away from any job, and I can’t walk that, have two jobs, eat, sleep, and do work to help my grandparents all in one day.
The goal end is for the day before I go for my license so I can get everything done then, take the license with my grandparents’ car, and be on the road on my own the next day.
Thank you all, so much, in advance for any and all help you give. It means a lot to me.
Come on, guys! I was able to donate what I have, and while it was only four bucks, its still four more than she had. If we all donated a dollar, it would help tremendously! :)
Guys, this is for me. I know I’m not around much on here, but I really need the help.
Without getting my car fixed, I won’t be able to afford to pay back my student loans. Even a dollar would mean a lot to me.

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
Dickens added something wordy and awful and so I wrote “Dickens, please, I am not paid by the word” and then he and Emily Dickenson had a fight over their own names.
This is the best thing ever.
this is cute but i wasnt going to reblog it
but after i spent like five-ten minutes on this, Dickens just typed: ”Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him”
I TYPED “DICKENS BLOWS” AFTER HE KEPT ADDING POINTLESS SHIT AND THEN EMILY DICKINSON REPLACED IT WITH HER OWN NAME AND THEY GOT INTO A MINI EDIT WAR ABOUT IT
I LOVE GOOGLE SO MUCH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. GOOGLE IS THE LITERAL BEST COMPANY OH MY GOD
So, here’s my story, I wrote:
Shakespeare.
Shakespeare changed it to: The handsome and lovely Shakespeare.
Edgar Allen Poe edited it: The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare.
Seeing as I have a snow day from work today, I think I’ll work on that Prince Clint gets captured by the “evil” Tony dragon and hilarity and plot ensues.
I only have about 300 words, but the whole thing is plotted until the end.
I lack conviction.
And motivation.
But oh god, the clint/coulson interactions will be amazing.
And I need a title for it. So any crazy ideas, my darling fandom?
So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”
i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.

This is Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. She worked for UNIVAC in 1949 who made some of the first computers ever. In 1951 she discovered the first computer “bug.”. In 1952 she had an operational compiler. “Nobody believed that,” she said. “I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.”
You might not know what a compiler is, but it’s the reason you have an Operating System with programs on or a phone with apps. There would be no Windows or Apple or facebook or twitter or tumblr without her.
Today 14% of engineers are female. Some thing when wrong. Grace Hopper is a BAMF and more people should know.GRACE HOOPER ROCKS!!!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured (spine injury) during a stunt on the HP films