THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
—BB
Really this is brilliant. So brilliant.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
MY TYPING IS LIKE SOME SOFT WHISPER ON MY KEYS.
THIS.
THIS IS WHAT COMPUTER NERD DREAMS ARE MADE OF.
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
What porn?As in… Post more Renner porn??! ;)Ihavenoideawhatyouaretalkingabout
Sherlock/Harry Potter recasting.
File under: things I did not know I wanted.
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.