paranoidchum:

Ugh I am so slow and I am sure I drew Joel’s tattoos wrong.

And I know he was supposed to be hiding, but as much as I tried they came out awkward so I did this instead. Hope you don’t mind Anon.

I promise I will practice drawing more.

I promised (randomly…five minutes ago…) to write Chu a drabble for any of her pics. She just happened to pick one I have been eying for a while.

This was the best idea ever. Ready for adventure, Joel made sure he had his camera, his announcer voice (like he’d ever be without that) and suitable camouflage. Sure, he had the disadvantage of height, but it just happened to be a test of his ninja skills…which he’s still working on.

Camera in hand, he crept (strolled) up to his prey (Sonny) and hid effectively (stood in front of him). His tongue slipped out the corner of his mouth amid his fierce concentration. There was no way he’d be seen. “Today, I give you the elusive Skrilloala. We are currently watching him from the bushes of his natural habitat. He is the only one of his kind as—”

“Joel.” Sonny deadpanned, the most straight faced he had ever been. “I can see you, mang.” He raised an eyebrow at the camera that clearly was video taping him.

“No, you can’t.” Joel retorted as he stepped closer. “As I was saying,” he cleared his throat. “The Skrilloala is the last of his kind as the rest were ab—”

“Yes, I can. Your disguise sucks.”

“No, you can’t and no, it doesn’t. Shut. Up.” He moved in even closer and laughed when Sonny pushed him away. “The Skrilloala is the last of his kind—” He had given up on his serious announcer voice and now just wanted to finish his speech. “As the rest were abducted by aliens. Leaving him alone.” His voice drooped to a hissing whisper. “Forever alone.”

“FOK YOU!” Sonny spun and marched away, irritated even though Joel had laughingly added aliens. Aliens were cool, but they weren’t enough to make up for his craziness.

Joel turned the camera toward himself to record his face and the two branches held to the sides of his head with one of Sonny’s sweat bands. “The Skrilloala has a short fuse, probably resulting from its severe lack of height. It also has way too much energy from its diet of candy. These handicaps are easily forgivable though, due to how adorable the Skrilloala really is, and by how fucking hilarious it is to troll them.”