Clint and Bruce, who always seem to rub each other the wrong way when alone, manage to fall through the snow into a cave after the quinjet crashes and the Avengers are separated. Now they have to work together to survive.
Porter can totally be graceful anywhere he wants, when he wants—except the kitchen. It’s like the linoleum is suddenly covered in lube or something. He just stumbles and slips and… well. It’s not a pretty sight. He’s grateful for hotels providing the food for him.
But this morning isn’t in a hotel. It’s in a house. Anton’s house. And Porter is standing in the middle of the kitchen with a broken plate on the floor and burnt eggs everywhere. And Anton? Anton is laughing at him in the doorway.
It gets worse when the toast goes off and the hot bread flies at the back of his head. His pout is entirely justified—unlike the snort and side-holding that Anton is doing as he slumps against he wall. His face flames but luckily his boyfriend slips on shoes and grabs a broom, and then a vacuum, to clean up the shattered plate so he can walk safely.
The morning ends up with them sharing a chair at the breakfast bar and eating toaster waffles with peanut butter and jelly. Porter vows to never attempt making breakfast again.
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Happy* Halloween!
*The Management is not responsible for any misrepresentation of this fic by the above salutation.
“Where’ve you put the bloody candy?”
Sally paused, mouth falling open slightly in an expression of irritation. “It’s in a bowl, by the door,” she called out. She heard Greg’s noisy footsteps tromping down the stairs and leaned in towards the mirror again to finish applying her mascara.
He’d wanted her to be a spooky witch. She batted her dark eyelashes and smiled, admiring the way she’d gotten her weird, pointy hat to sit just right. She’d delivered.
“Is this all of it?”
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I almost cried. I just might if any kids show dressed like that.
Nameless (11/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 1,286
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s); I’m really hoping to finish this by December 5th, the day that I started it. I’m so sorry for taking forever long to keep with this. I plan on going back and editing/fleshing it out in places too. Side note: Anyone who draws fanart for this fic can get a preview of a future chapter (I have some really good sections I can share). Yes, I know I’m fishing, but I just… I really would like some fanart, you know? I’d like to think I’ve contributed a lot to the skrillmau5 fandom so… yeah, enjoy the chapter, darlings~
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
Dedicated to all of you who have stuck by me all this time. Thank you for waiting, for dealing with my hiatuses and my schooling and my other nonsense.
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Nameless (10/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 828
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s)
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
Dedicated to all of you on my birthday <3
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To Be Among Stars [5/?]
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R
Length: 5,602 words
Warnings/Notes: Written with the darling Sebinsky
Short Description: Sonny, working hard to achieve his dreams of being a well-known musician, needs an extra boost sometimes from his tattoo-artist friend, Joel, to find his place among the stars
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Nameless (9/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 1,313 words
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, self-harm
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
Dedicated to my darling Ammi for inspiring me once again
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Nameless (8/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 1,953 words
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s)
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
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Nameless (7/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 1451 words
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s) (in this chapter, there is cutting)
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
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Nameless (6/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 961 words
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s)
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
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He’s a Ghost….n Stuff
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: K+
Length: 481 words
Short Description: Sort of sequel to Ghost Sheets and Onion Rings Basically it’s a little more bromance <3
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Nameless (5/16)
Pairing: Sonny / Joel
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Length: 921 words
Warnings/Notes: Possible character death, suicide attempt(s)
Short Description: The day his world collapses, he doesn’t know what to do
Dedicated to: riotsinbelgium
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