mostly-funnytwittertweets:

shutup-rachel:

Saw Barbie. More horse themed than I expected

tr4nsvesdyke:

tr4nsvesdyke:

curious cuz i keep forgetting some children believe in santa

raised christian and believed in santa

not raised christian and believed in santa

raised christian and never believed in santa

not raised chistian and never believed in santa

what’s a santa

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once again asking for reblogz plz pretty plz i want tasty data and my follower demographic is small and probably more muslim than average

katy-l-wood:

finnglas:

finnglas:

whumpkinpie:

This little grump is not getting enough attention around here and it’s somewhat making me mad.

Tumblr literally captured the face of its user base in one picture.

We are all just Tired Grumpy Cats trying to make it.

This is actually my favorite tumblr icon so far and I want a way to make it my permanent one instead of it changing with the next update lol

Actually @staff if you are looking for more merch that I would 100% buy, I am thinking soft lilac t-shirt with this little guy on the front pocket? Y/mfy????

I want him on shirts, stickers, anything. @staff can we have this for a future Caturday?

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

lakemichiganbaby:

iconic country GIRLIES poll

before he cheats carrie underwood

coal miner’s daughter loretta lynn

harper valley pta jeannie c. riley

jolene dolly parton

ode to billie joe bobbie gentry

color him father linda martell

walkin’ after midnight patsy cline

these boots were made for walkin’ nancy sinatra

green eyes cryin’ those blue tears dona mason

other (remember this is icons.. only if u have another iconic song in mind)

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because i was lambasted for not putting before he cheats on the country icons poll @translesbean heres this just for u

gayweeddaddy69:

gayweeddaddy69:

silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

stormphoenix:

only-tiktoks:

400 notes and no one’s posted a link to the dragon smh I gotta do everything myself around here

option 1 (etsy - multiple colors)
option 2 (several options, and their website says they do custom work!)
option 3 (etsy again - not glass, but look at this grotesque little fellow!)
option 4 (also not glass, but includes non-dragon options)

(none of these are the exact dragon shown - if anyone knows where to find that one, add a link?)

shapeofmetal:

Bee is Puppycat

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

I’m about to enter monk mode

HUAH

[The hair on the top of my head violently explodes off my body, resulting in a perfect TONSURE]

v-pet:

llatimeria:

llatimeria:

llatimeria:

one thing about HRT i think is underdiscussed is the fact that if you’re on testosterone, you can (sometimes) just produce Too Much Blood, and the way to fix having Too Much Blood is to Do Bloodletting. There are modern day people doing bloodletting as part of their transitions. why does no one talk about this

reading thru the informed consent packet my clinic gave me i was like. mhmm. yeah. yup. acne. seen that. infertility. kind of the point. dry vagina. that sucks but i was aware. more blood– wait, what the fuck? more blood? and the doctor confirmed later that yeah, more blood can happen, and the way you treat that is just getting rid of blood, usually by donating. what the fuck. how have i culturally osmosed every effect of masculinizing hrt but the most insane one

t4t stands for trans for transylvanian